by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 493rd Lowest Crime Rates: 1,349th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,514th
The Strasserist Sundae Club of
Mother Knows Best State
If it's too sweet, we can add some salt!
Empress Taiga
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

Dumb Ideologies

Population24.393 billion

LeaderEmpress Taiga


The Strasserist Sundae Club of Dumb Ideologies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Taiga with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.393 billion DInizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DIrusalem. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient DInizen economy, worth a remarkable 3,217 trillion Thonks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 131,908 Thonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protestors are soaking piles of Thonks in blood to make a point about government incomes, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and Dumb Ideologies is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dumb Ideologies's national animal is the DIplodocus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is DIsestablishmentarianism.

Dumb Ideologies is ranked 4,889th in the world and 7th in Kotturheim for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,772.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 493rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,349thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,514thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,690thMost Pacifist: 2,188thHighest Economic Output: 2,745thLargest Populations: 2,856thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,907thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,284thLargest Governments: 3,992ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,155thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,327thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,507thMost Influential: 4,713thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,889thSafest: 5,158thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,381stHealthiest Citizens: 5,462ndBest Weather: 5,646thMost Developed: 6,214thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,301stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,523rdMost Stationary: 7,778thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,759thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,441stMost Efficient Economies: 15,226thMost Secular: 15,266thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,907thSmartest Citizens: 16,656th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the region

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