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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 541st Lowest Crime Rates: 1,387th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,492nd
The Strasserist Sundae Club of
Father Knows Best State
If it's too sweet, we can add some salt!
Tsaritsa Taiga
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Dumb Ideologies

Population25.144 billion

LeaderTsaritsa Taiga


The Strasserist Sundae Club of Dumb Ideologies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tsaritsa Taiga with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.144 billion DInizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DIrusalem. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient DInizen economy, worth a remarkable 3,305 trillion Thonks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,446 Thonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protestors are soaking piles of Thonks in blood to make a point about government incomes, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and Dumb Ideologies is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dumb Ideologies's national animal is the DIplodocus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is DIsestablishmentarianism.

Dumb Ideologies is ranked 4,269th in the world and 6th in Kotturheim for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,898.99 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 541stLowest Crime Rates: 1,387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,492ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,618thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,190thHighest Economic Output: 2,810thLargest Populations: 2,830thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,884thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,189thLargest Governments: 4,003rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,242ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,425thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,709thMost Influential: 4,840thSafest: 4,879thBest Weather: 5,431stHealthiest Citizens: 5,493rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,588thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,102ndMost Developed: 6,202ndMost Stationary: 7,368thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,448thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,464thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,233rdMost Secular: 15,730thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,921stSmartest Citizens: 16,101stMost Efficient Economies: 16,140thHighest Average Incomes: 17,526th
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

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