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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 736thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,044thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,287th
The Fence-Burning Rabble of
Mother Knows Best State
One People, One Nation, Many Puddings
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Dumb Ideologies

Population32.414 billion

CapitalDIrusalem
LeaderEmpress DIabolica
FaithDIsestablishmentarianism

CurrencyThonk
AnimalDIplodocus

The Fence-Burning Rabble of Dumb Ideologies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress DIabolica with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.414 billion DInizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DIrusalem. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient DInizen economy, worth a remarkable 4,372 trillion Thonks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,883 Thonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Empress DIabolica wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dumb Ideologies's national animal is the DIplodocus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is DIsestablishmentarianism.

Dumb Ideologies is ranked 5,950th in the world and 1st in Prima Victoria for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,323.28 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 736thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,044thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,287thLowest Crime Rates: 1,644thLargest Populations: 2,461stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,728thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,891stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,218thHighest Economic Output: 3,264thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,270thBest Weather: 4,062ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,225thLargest Governments: 4,239thSafest: 4,393rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,411thMost Pacifist: 4,502ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,798thHealthiest Citizens: 5,104thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,950thMost Developed: 6,314thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,160thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,817thMost Patriotic: 12,484thSmartest Citizens: 12,852ndTop
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Most Secular: 13,727thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,938thMost Cultured: 18,710thMost Efficient Economies: 18,768thHighest Food Quality: 18,801stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,384thHighest Average Incomes: 20,159thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,850th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dumb Ideologies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sexual Predator Registry Act".
  • : Dumb Ideologies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Dumb Ideologies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Dumb Ideologies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Dumb Ideologies's influence in Prima Victoria fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Dumb Ideologies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Dumb Ideologies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On Raider Unity".
  • : Dumb Ideologies altered its national flag.
  • : Dumb Ideologies altered its national flag.
  • : Dumb Ideologies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "LGBTIQA Inclusiveness in Schools Act".

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