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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 810thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,128thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,452nd
The MoStLy PeAcEfUl RiOtInG of
Mother Knows Best State
One People, One Nation, Many Puddings
Empress Taiga
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dumb Ideologies

Population28.271 billion

CapitalDIrusalem
LeaderEmpress Taiga
FaithDIsestablishmentarianism

CurrencyThonk
AnimalDIplodocus

The MoStLy PeAcEfUl RiOtInG of Dumb Ideologies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Taiga with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.271 billion DInizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DIrusalem. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient DInizen economy, worth a remarkable 3,760 trillion Thonks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,029 Thonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dumb Ideologies's national animal is the DIplodocus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is DIsestablishmentarianism.

Dumb Ideologies is ranked 13,091st in the world and 3rd in Kotturheim for Most Secular, with 85.02 Atheism Rate.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 810thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,128thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,452ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,480thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,616thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,630thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,691stHighest Economic Output: 3,019thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,131stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,868thLargest Governments: 3,925thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,998thMost Pacifist: 4,073rdBest Weather: 4,207thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,241stSafest: 4,507thHealthiest Citizens: 4,939thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,976thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,351stMost Influential: 5,640thMost Stationary: 6,227thMost Developed: 6,229thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,019thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,798thTop
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Most Secular: 13,091stSmartest Citizens: 13,885thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,479thMost Efficient Economies: 17,467thMost Cultured: 17,752ndHighest Average Incomes: 18,000thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,395thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,489th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dumb Ideologies altered its national flag.
  • : Dumb Ideologies altered its national flag.
  • : Dumb Ideologies altered its national flag.
  • : Dumb Ideologies altered its national flag.
  • : Dumb Ideologies altered its national flag.
  • : Dumb Ideologies changed its national nation type to "MoStLy PeAcEfUl RiOtInG".
  • : Dumb Ideologies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Dumb Ideologies, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Dumb Ideologies, minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one.
  • : Following new legislation in Dumb Ideologies, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.

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