The Omnipotnt All-Owning mpir of Dreudel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empror Yo Wan with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 42.903 billion Drudlians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dralix. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Drudlian economy, worth an astonishing 15,989 trillion Slaarsins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 372,689 Slaarsins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,127,382 per year while the poor average 31,644, a ratio of 67.2 to 1.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, bilingual Drudlians are viewed with suspicion, teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years, and Drudlian Gladiators is a ratings success. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dreudel's national animal is the vampir Yti, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is unrstraind ambition.

Dreudel is ranked 153,061^st in the world and 5,832^nd in Lazarus for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 56.33 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.