The Empire of Draganisia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Brian with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 20.213 billion Draganians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragania. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Draganisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,346 trillion Dragoons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 215,012 Dragoons, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children complain that school food is too flavorful, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, frequent flyers are chiseled into statues, and annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Draganisia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bahamutism.

Draganisia is ranked 10,522^nd in the world and 3^rd in St Abbaddon for Nicest Citizens, with 30.58 average smiles per day.