Population | 4.722 billion |
Capital | Spira |
Leader | Queen Dysnomia |
Currency | cobalt |
Animal | devil dog |
The Colony of Diaboland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Dysnomia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.722 billion Diablans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spira. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Diablian economy, worth 832 trillion cobalts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 176,215 cobalts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Notable individuals are granted land and titles, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diaboland's national animal is the devil dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Diaboland is ranked 7,275th in the world and 357th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 138 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Diaboland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Diaboland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Diaboland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Diaboland, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
- : Following new legislation in Diaboland, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
- : Following new legislation in Diaboland, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
- : Following new legislation in Diaboland, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
- : Following new legislation in Diaboland, everybody's got wood thanks to Queen Dysnomia.
- : Following new legislation in Diaboland, only the richest get to see out of their windows.
- : Following new legislation in Diaboland, treason is relative.