The Forbundstvo Doychnyansk of Deut5chland is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Vakashya Toryshkin with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.386 billion Doychnyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Friedenssburg Metropolitan Area. The average income tax rate is 58.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Doychnyan economy, worth 707 trillion Doychnyan Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,373 Doychnyan Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, bizarre-looking creatures called 'White-Tailed Eagledogs' dominate wildlife preserves, t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor, and wars are forgotten but not forgiven. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deut5chland's national animal is the White-Tailed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Model Monosthism.

Deut5chland is ranked 129,610^th in the world and 48^th in Astellaria for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,002.82 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.