The Bundtsovalta Doychnyansk of Deut5chland is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Vakashya Toryshkin with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.746 billion Doychnyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedenssburg. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doychnyan economy, worth 777 trillion Doychnyan Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,246 Doychnyan Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bizarre-looking creatures called 'White-Tailed Eagledogs' dominate wildlife preserves, t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor, wars are forgotten but not forgiven, and representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deut5chland's national animal is the White-Tailed Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Model Monostism.

Deut5chland is ranked 94,978^th in the world and 36^th in Astellaria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,121.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.