The Union State of The Kaisers Syndicates is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Syndicalist Minister Théotime Mark with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The quiet, industrious population of 5.72 billion Kaiserins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LonChiParLin. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kaiserin economy, worth 524 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 91,744 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Syndicalist Minister Théotime Mark on The Kaisers Syndicates's coulrophobia epidemic, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kaisers Syndicates's national animal is the Kaiser Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Syndicalism.

The Kaisers Syndicates is ranked 99,724^th in the world and 8^th in Roses Without Prickles for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 64.78 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.