| Population | 16.355 billion |
| Capital | Sandford |
| Leader | His Majesty King Hubert II |
| Currency | Pound |
| Animal | Penguin |
The Loshwassereinspeisung of Davishire2 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by His Majesty King Hubert II with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.355 billion Davishirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandford. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.9%.
The all-consuming Davishirian economy, worth a remarkable 2,343 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,267 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 447,180 per year while the poor average 35,242, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.
Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Davishire2's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Davishire2 is ranked 77,364th in the world and 4,008th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 47,421.4 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Davishire2's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
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Davishire2's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
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Davishire2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
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Davishire2, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
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Davishire2, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in
Davishire2, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
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Davishire2, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
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Davishire2, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
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Davishire2 was refounded in Osiris.
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Davishire2 ceased to exist in Osiris.









































