The Kozáctví of Czechostan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Anatol von Below with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.125 billion Czechostani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth an astonishing 13,245 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 454,796 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, birth rates have hit an all-time low, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!". Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Czechostan is ranked 42^nd in the world and 1^st in Absurdistan for Most Cultured, scoring 1,085 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.