The Kozáctví of Czechostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexander Anatol Freiherr von Gütze with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.81 billion Czechostani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth an astonishing 12,931 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 448,861 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Czechostan is ranked 5,351^st in the world and 1^st in Absurdistan for Most Influential, scoring 9,486 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.