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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 66thLargest Welfare Programs: 70thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th
The Socialist Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Mmm... Czech, please
Premiér Jadwiga Kypchek
Influence
Superpower
Founder / WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Czechostan

Population16.213 billion

CapitalSlajvekin
LeaderPremiér Jadwiga Kypchek

Currencyceg
Animalrobin

The Socialist Federal Republic of Czechostan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premiér Jadwiga Kypchek with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.213 billion Czechostanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth a remarkable 4,459 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 275,069 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechostan is ranked 226,760th in the world and 4th in Absurdistan for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -37.97 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 66thLargest Welfare Programs: 70thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74thMost Advanced Public Transport: 103rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 144thMost Advanced Public Education: 173rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 189thMost Cheerful Citizens: 191stLargest Governments: 237thMost Developed: 250thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 259thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 259thMost Beautiful Environments: 262ndMost Inclusive: 280thLongest Average Lifespans: 281stLeast Corrupt Governments: 298thMost Cultured: 300thNicest Citizens: 305thMost Rebellious Youth: 311thMost Pacifist: 311thBest Weather: 400thHealthiest Citizens: 400thMost Compassionate Citizens: 415thMost Valuable International Artwork: 449thSmartest Citizens: 555thMost Subsidized Industry: 587thHighest Poor Incomes: 843rdLowest Crime Rates: 890thSafest: 977thMost Efficient Economies: 1,382ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,479thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,276thHighest Average Incomes: 2,598thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,874thNudest: 9,688thTop
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Largest Populations: 11,590thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,230thMost Politically Free: 16,120thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,910thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,910thMost Income Equality: 21,150th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Czechostan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Czechostan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Theada and Mackiland.

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