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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 60thLargest Welfare Programs: 69thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th
The Socialist Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Mmm... Czech, please
Premiér Jadwiga Kypchek
Influence
Dominator
Founder / WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Czechostan

Population17.178 billion

CapitalSlajvekin
LeaderPremiér Jadwiga Kypchek

Currencyceg
Animalrobin

The Socialist Federal Republic of Czechostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premiér Jadwiga Kypchek with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.178 billion Czechostanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth a remarkable 5,070 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 295,183 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Slajvekin for fear of causing a fuss, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and Czechostan successfully hosted the Absurdistan Olympics. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechostan is ranked 222nd in the world and 1st in Absurdistan for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4,134.79 Tourists Per Hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 60thLargest Welfare Programs: 69thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69thMost Advanced Public Transport: 125thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 141stHighest Average Tax Rates: 158thMost Cheerful Citizens: 170thMost Advanced Public Education: 176thLargest Governments: 193rdMost Inclusive: 214thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 231stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 234thMost Developed: 242ndNicest Citizens: 248thMost Cultured: 253rdMost Rebellious Youth: 262ndLongest Average Lifespans: 265thMost Valuable International Artwork: 272ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 298thMost Pacifist: 311thMost Compassionate Citizens: 323rdHealthiest Citizens: 368thBest Weather: 371stSmartest Citizens: 459thSafest: 513thMost Subsidized Industry: 554thHighest Poor Incomes: 675thLowest Crime Rates: 777thMost Efficient Economies: 983rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,222ndHighest Economic Output: 1,976thHighest Average Incomes: 2,212thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,931stNudest: 9,967thLargest Populations: 11,408thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,114thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,664thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,905thMost Politically Free: 17,305thMost Income Equality: 18,800thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,269thMost Influential: 21,301st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, Czechostan successfully hosted the Absurdistan Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Slajvekin for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Czechostan.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Czechostan, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.

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