The Constant Pressing Lure of Crushing Our Enemies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by an iron-fisted man with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 44.078 billion Enemies are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of unspeakable terror. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The powerhouse Enemy economy, worth a remarkable 8,219 trillion guns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 186,485 guns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,147,206 per year while the poor average 13,220, a ratio of 86.8 to 1.

Criminals are thrown to the humans to repay their debt to society, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Crushing Our Enemies's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is strictly adhered to.

Crushing Our Enemies is ranked 276,403^rd in the world and 124^th in The Black Hawks for Highest Poor Incomes, with 13,220.97 Standard Monetary Units.