by Max Barry

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Crushing Our Enemies was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 310
Largest Insurance Industry: 892ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,190thHighest Economic Output: 1,435th
The Constant Pressing Lure of
Corporate Police State
Death to you all!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Crushing Our Enemies

Population30.868 billion

Capitalunspeakable terror
Leaderan iron-fisted man
Faithstrictly adhered to


The Constant Pressing Lure of Crushing Our Enemies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by an iron-fisted man with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.868 billion Enemies are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of unspeakable terror. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The powerhouse Enemy economy, worth a remarkable 5,756 trillion guns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 186,485 guns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,147,206 per year while the poor average 13,220, a ratio of 86.8 to 1.

Criminals are thrown to the humans to repay their debt to society, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Crushing Our Enemies's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is strictly adhered to.

Crushing Our Enemies is ranked 10,129th in the world and 29th in The Black Hawks for Most Secular, with 93.15 Atheism Rate.

Largest Insurance Industry: 892ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,190thHighest Economic Output: 1,435thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,531stLargest Mining Sector: 1,643rdLargest Populations: 1,946thTop
Most Avoided: 2,875thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,214thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,513thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,522ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,895thSafest: 4,163rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,121stMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,130thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,133rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,143rdMost Conservative: 5,291stMost Stationary: 6,679thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,491stHighest Average Incomes: 7,614thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,447thMost Influential: 9,123rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,822ndMost Secular: 10,129thLowest Crime Rates: 10,555thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,315thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,654thLargest Retail Industry: 16,149thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,303rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,500thLargest Governments: 16,779thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,941stMost Authoritarian: 17,911thMost Primitive: 18,284thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,342ndMost Extreme: 20,241st
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Extreme: 25th in the regionMost Conservative: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionMost Primitive: 33rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the region

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