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Largest Insurance Industry: 862nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,145th Highest Economic Output: 1,332nd
The Proven Track Record of
Corporate Police State
Death to you all!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Crushing Our Enemies

Population28.173 billion

Capitalunspeakable terror
Leaderan iron-fisted man
Faithstrictly adhered to


The Proven Track Record of Crushing Our Enemies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by an iron-fisted man with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.173 billion Enemies are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of unspeakable terror. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.4%.

The powerhouse Enemy economy, worth a remarkable 5,216 trillion guns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 185,176 guns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 727,655 per year while the poor average 32,014, a ratio of 22.7 to 1.

Criminals are thrown to the humans to repay their debt to society, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Crushing Our Enemies's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is strictly adhered to.

Crushing Our Enemies is ranked 140,829th in the world and 276th in The Black Hawks for Most Developed, scoring 44.8 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 862ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,145thHighest Economic Output: 1,332ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,376thTop
Largest Populations: 2,024thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,452ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,593rdMost Avoided: 2,763rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,842ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,292ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,451stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,473rdMost Conservative: 3,682ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,813thSafest: 4,064thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,094thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,945thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,977thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,996thHighest Average Incomes: 7,120thLargest Black Market: 7,274thMost Stationary: 7,665thMost Influential: 7,797thTop
Most Secular: 8,508thMost Extreme: 9,719thLowest Crime Rates: 9,729thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,017thMost Primitive: 10,737thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,952ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,882ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,146thLargest Retail Industry: 13,594thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,245thMost Authoritarian: 14,920thLargest Governments: 15,721stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,932nd
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22nd in the regionMost Primitive: 22nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the region

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