by Max Barry

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Crushing Our Enemies was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 310
Largest Insurance Industry: 817thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,172ndHighest Economic Output: 1,677th
The Constant Pressing Lure of
Corporate Police State
Death to you all!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Crushing Our Enemies

Population36.38 billion

Capitalunspeakable terror
Leaderan iron-fisted man
Faithstrictly adhered to


The Constant Pressing Lure of Crushing Our Enemies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by an iron-fisted man with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.38 billion Enemies are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of unspeakable terror. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The powerhouse Enemy economy, worth a remarkable 6,784 trillion guns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 186,485 guns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,147,206 per year while the poor average 13,220, a ratio of 86.8 to 1.

Criminals are thrown to the humans to repay their debt to society, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Crushing Our Enemies's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is strictly adhered to.

Crushing Our Enemies is ranked 3,741st in the world and 11th in The Black Hawks for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,378.9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 817thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,172ndHighest Economic Output: 1,677thLargest Populations: 1,788thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,894thLargest Mining Sector: 2,288thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,194thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,741stSafest: 4,630thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,644thMost Stationary: 5,294thMost Avoided: 5,642ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,415thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,473rdMost Conservative: 6,776thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,320thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,717thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,064thHighest Average Incomes: 9,840thMost Influential: 9,894thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,387thMost Secular: 12,557thLowest Crime Rates: 12,754thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,516thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,883rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,197thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,553rdLargest Governments: 20,225thLargest Retail Industry: 20,345thMost Patriotic: 22,015thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,619thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,341stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,963rdMost Authoritarian: 26,376thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26,567thMost Primitive: 26,827thMost Extreme: 30,833rd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Conservative: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the region

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