by Max Barry

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Crushing Our Enemies was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 310
Largest Insurance Industry: 771stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,246thHighest Economic Output: 1,708th
The Constant Pressing Lure of
Corporate Police State
Death to you all!
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Crushing Our Enemies

Population38.523 billion

Capitalunspeakable terror
Leaderan iron-fisted man
Faithstrictly adhered to

Currencygun
Animalhuman

The Constant Pressing Lure of Crushing Our Enemies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by an iron-fisted man with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.523 billion Enemies are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of unspeakable terror. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The powerhouse Enemy economy, worth a remarkable 7,183 trillion guns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 186,485 guns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,147,206 per year while the poor average 13,220, a ratio of 86.8 to 1.

Criminals are thrown to the humans to repay their debt to society, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Crushing Our Enemies's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is strictly adhered to.

Crushing Our Enemies is ranked 16,426th in the world and 41st in The Black Hawks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.35 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 771stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,246thHighest Economic Output: 1,708thLargest Populations: 1,720thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,982ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,719thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,326thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,644thSafest: 5,056thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,384thMost Avoided: 5,505thMost Conservative: 6,175thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,982ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,458thMost Influential: 8,958thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,596thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,614thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,937thMost Secular: 11,612thHighest Average Incomes: 12,264thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,185thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,600thLowest Crime Rates: 16,426thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,543rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,777thLargest Retail Industry: 22,516thMost Primitive: 22,978thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,141stLargest Governments: 25,346thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,876thMost Authoritarian: 26,897thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,987thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,503rdMost Corrupt Governments: 28,586th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Safest: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Conservative: 23rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionMost Primitive: 41st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the region

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