The Armed Republic of Crimetopolis B is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Hobbs the White Odd-Eyed Kitten with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, vat-grown people, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.34 billion Crimetopolis Bians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little GTA Vice City. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crimetopolis Bian economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion Dollar Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 174,821 Dollar Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, teenage boys are raving about how the latest AI assistant sounds exactly like a sexy movie star, structures are raised on promises, and people with dyslexia are told to tough through it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crimetopolis B's national animal is the Teacup Pithuahua, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Crimetopolis B is ranked 15,040^th in the world and 10^th in Britannia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 355.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.