The Armed Republic of Crimetopolis B is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Asteria Loyalblade with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.131 billion Crimetopolis Bians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little GTA Vice City. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crimetopolis Bian economy, worth 136 trillion Dollar Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,452 Dollar Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, and prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crimetopolis B's national animal is the Teacup Pithuahua, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Crimetopolis B is ranked 40,318^th in the world and 57^th in KAISERREICH for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,037.84 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.