The Federative Commonwealth of Creestahlyia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Henri Thiern with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.775 billion Creestahlyians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irondell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The all-consuming Creestahlyian economy, worth 796 trillion Amgent -₴-s a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 67,633 Amgent -₴-s, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, religious classes are compulsory for all school students, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is totally unknown. Creestahlyia's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Creestahlyia is ranked 142,328^th in the world and 6,715^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.66 law-abiding acts per hour.