The Republic of Constantio is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Tony Blanian with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.534 billion Constantioans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norasa. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Constantioan economy, worth 899 trillion Crenas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 66,417 Crenas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, Constantio Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Constantio's national animal is the Egret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Constantio is ranked 31,697^th in the world and 15^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Highest Drug Use, scoring 343.11 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.