The Republic of Constantio is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Tony Blanian with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.665 billion Constantioans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinopolis. The average income tax rate is 23.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Constantioan economy, worth 107 trillion Crenas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,864 Crenas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Constantio's national animal is the Egret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Constantio is ranked 58,780^th in the world and 45^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Rudest Citizens, with 66.03 Insults Per Minute.