The Holy Empire of Constaniana is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Charles with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 30.917 billion Constannians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haventown. The average income tax rate is 11.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Constannian economy, worth a remarkable 6,608 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,737 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Emperor Charles's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", and hay has been added to school cafeteria menus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Constaniana's national animal is the Pistol Shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The LDS Church.

Constaniana is ranked 16,510^th in the world and 3^rd in The Pristine Wilderness for Most Developed, scoring 87.6 on the Human Development Index.