The Republic of Confederate Farmers is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by brownMatriarch Queen Valerie Quintanilla with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 22.238 billion Confederate Americans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Defense and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate Farmersian economy, worth a remarkable 6,393 trillion The continitals a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,494 The continitals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Black-hearted accountants turn red when they stop seeing green, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Confederate Farmers's national animal is the The bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Freedom of religion.

Confederate Farmers is ranked 631^st in the world and 1^st in Dixie for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 12,347.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.