The Tiberium Paradise of Command and Conquer Players is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.661 billion Command and Conquer Playersians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Temple Prime. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The large but underdeveloped Command and Conquer Playersian economy, worth 279 trillion Refined Tiberium Crystals a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 49,436 Refined Tiberium Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, and representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa. Crime is totally unknown. Command and Conquer Players's national animal is the Visceroid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Command and Conquer Players is ranked 31,947^th in the world and 37^th in Wintreath for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.35 law-abiding acts per hour.