The Independent State of Cobrio is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Samori Lasani with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 17.239 billion Cobrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camaron. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.3%.

The Cobre economy, worth 973 trillion medallions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,449 medallions, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cobrio's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Cobrio is ranked 185,964^th in the world and 52^nd in Anaia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.93 law-abiding acts per hour.