The Rhipovlikander Sotsialitssia of Ci Arovannea is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Âsâ'iia Ax'ahmy Mhaix'nu with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.408 billion Arovanneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miuth'hwan. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arovannean economy, worth a remarkable 1,183 trillion kloras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 159,807 kloras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ci Arovannea's national animal is the astràrutoryyh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state-mandated laïcité.

Ci Arovannea is ranked 10,007^th in the world and 218^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,568.17 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.