The State of Chuying is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sebastian Yew with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.058 billion Chuyinese enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsinchung. The average income tax rate is 71.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Chuyinese economy, worth 879 trillion Jyun Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 124,473 Jyun Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Major boxing matches are held in government buildings, rare steaks seem even bluer now, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chuying's national animal is the Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chuying is ranked 11,071^st in the world and 538^th in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.31 percentage of bribes refused.