The Grand Duchy of Chirhoaea is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 316 million Chirhoaeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stauros. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The strong Chirhoaean economy, worth 22.3 trillion Iotas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,612 Iotas, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Reddish-brown is the new black, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and the road to salvation runs ramrod straight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chirhoaea's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chirhoaea is ranked 285,298^th in the world and 1^st in Mirror for Largest Populations, with 316 million capita.