The Kingdom of Champaubert is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by King Jérôme III with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.028 billion Champaubertians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Audierne. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Champaubertian economy, worth 721 trillion livres a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 143,571 livres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nine out of ten citizens of Champaubert answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Champaubert's national animal is the Hippogriff, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Champaubert is ranked 91,451^st in the world and 428^th in Europeia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 193.67 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.