The Confederation of Central European Commonwealth is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prezydent Laura Gerritsen with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.24 billion Commonwealth citizens and residents enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraków. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Central European Commonwealthian economy, worth a remarkable 2,198 trillion Złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 179,613 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, paleogeneticists have taken a Jurassic bite out of the budget, one can wake up in Central European Commonwealth and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime is totally unknown. Central European Commonwealth's national animal is the Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Central European Commonwealth is ranked 2,921^st in the world and 1^st in Dystopian Utopia for Most Developed, scoring 97.37 on the Human Development Index.