The United States of Central Esportiva is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 882 million Central Esportivans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wealdon. The average income tax rate is 6.7%.

The strong Central Esportivan economy, worth 55.5 trillion bills a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 62,925 bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Central Esportiva recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, and Central Esportiva has designated Wealdon as its capital city. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Central Esportiva's national animal is the sea-winged hawk, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Central Esportiva is ranked 310,347^th in the world and 57^th in Esportiva for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 419.19 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.