The Imperial Commonwealth of Celritannia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by High Archon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 34.028 billion Celritannians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Albion. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Celritannian economy, worth a remarkable 4,395 trillion Guild Sterlings a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,162 Guild Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and what goes down must come up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celritannia's national animal is the Winged Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celritannia is ranked 8,567^th in the world and 5^th in Mystria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.93 law-abiding acts per hour.