The Imperial Commonwealth of Celritannia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Artarius with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 21.706 billion Celritannians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Albion. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celritannian economy, worth a remarkable 2,737 trillion Guild Sterlings a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,103 Guild Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celritannia's national animal is the Winged Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celritannia is ranked 153,554^th in the world and 26^th in Mystria for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.32 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.