The Imperial Commonwealth of Celritannia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Artarius with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 30.584 billion Celritannians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Albion. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Celritannian economy, worth a remarkable 3,917 trillion Guild Sterlings a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,083 Guild Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, the fattest folk in Celritannia look to be the happiest ones, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celritannia's national animal is the Winged Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celritannia is ranked 315,608^th in the world and 19^th in Mystria for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -16.97 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.