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Highest Drug Use: 27thHighest Crime Rates: 49thMost Armed: 76th
The Ⓐnarchy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Catochristoferson

Population24.219 billion

Capitala Trailer Park
LeaderDude Ravioli
FaithDevil Worshipping

CurrencySilver Dollar
AnimalBlack Cat

The Ⓐnarchy of Catochristoferson is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dude Ravioli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 24.219 billion Lawless Criminals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a Trailer Park. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lawless Criminal economy, worth a remarkable 5,736 trillion Silver Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,867 Silver Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Catochristoferson's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Devil Worshipping.

Catochristoferson is ranked 302nd in the world and 3rd in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 13,638.99 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 27thHighest Crime Rates: 49thMost Armed: 76thMost Rebellious Youth: 87thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 110thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 215thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 302ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 384thMost Avoided: 419thMost Cheerful Citizens: 488thFattest Citizens: 489thRudest Citizens: 542ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 724thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,053rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,117thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,165thMost Inclusive: 1,796thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,089thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,510thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,550thMost Cultured: 2,591stHighest Food Quality: 2,951stMost Efficient Economies: 3,102ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,491stHighest Economic Output: 3,534thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,837thMost Accessible: 5,658thMost Secular: 6,045thLargest Retail Industry: 6,146thSmartest Citizens: 6,588thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,118thHighest Average Incomes: 7,541stLargest Black Market: 8,206thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,970thLargest Populations: 13,692ndNudest: 13,958thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,141stMost Stationary: 14,334thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,123rdTop
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Most Politically Free: 27,583rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,668th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Politically Free: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 36th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionMost Secular: 56th in the regionNudest: 57th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Accessible: 62nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Catochristoferson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Catochristoferson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Catochristoferson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Catochristoferson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Catochristoferson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Catochristoferson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Catochristoferson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Catochristoferson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Catochristoferson's influence in Europeia fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Catochristoferson's influence in Europeia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".

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