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Most Valuable International Artwork: 630thMost Rebellious Youth: 963rdFattest Citizens: 1,077th
The Dream of a Better Past of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
The tallest rose that'll never blossom.
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Catalyse

Population23.766 billion

CapitalCatan
LeaderStaryi Ulyana Avii Dragomir
FaithStrawberryism

Currencythel
Animalvortex drake

The Dream of a Better Past of Catalyse is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Staryi Ulyana Avii Dragomir with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 23.766 billion Catalysiis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catan. The average income tax rate is 15.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Catalysean economy, worth a remarkable 4,520 trillion thels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 190,196 thels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, and the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Catalyse's national animal is the vortex drake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Strawberryism.

Catalyse is ranked 36,139th in the world and 1st in Amaurot for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,408.41 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 630thMost Rebellious Youth: 963rdFattest Citizens: 1,077thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,422ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,502ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,746thHighest Crime Rates: 1,778thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,024thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,811thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,919thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,749thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,576thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,348thHighest Economic Output: 5,382ndLargest Black Market: 5,602ndRudest Citizens: 6,306thMost Inclusive: 7,595thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,825thMost Cultured: 9,559thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,635thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,661stLargest Mining Sector: 11,990thHighest Average Incomes: 12,852ndLargest Populations: 14,042ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,324thMost Accessible: 16,001stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,243rdMost Armed: 16,301stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16,698thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,794thMost Secular: 17,997thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,618thMost Efficient Economies: 22,671stMost Income Equality: 24,548thHighest Food Quality: 25,295thHighest Drug Use: 28,785th

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