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Most Valuable International Artwork: 515thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,107thFattest Citizens: 1,241st
The Heartseeker of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
I watch the moon, let it run my mood.
Influence
Superpower
Hazy
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Catalyse

Population20.1 billion

CapitalCatan
LeaderStaryi Ulyana Avii Dragomir
FaithStrawberryism

Currencythel
Animalvortex drake

The Heartseeker of Catalyse is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Staryi Ulyana Avii Dragomir with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, feral children, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 20.1 billion Catalysiis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catan. The average income tax rate is 14.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Catalysean economy, worth a remarkable 3,810 trillion thels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,561 thels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Catalysiis no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings, glossy adverts featuring baby's first puff adorn mothers' magazines, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Catalyse. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Catalyse's national animal is the vortex drake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Strawberryism.

Catalyse is ranked 9,723rd in the world and 1st in Ivalice for Most Cultured, scoring 119 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 515thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,107thFattest Citizens: 1,241stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,588thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,748thHighest Crime Rates: 1,805thLargest Retail Industry: 2,056thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,172ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,651stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,205thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,529thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,842ndHighest Economic Output: 5,628thRudest Citizens: 6,108thLargest Black Market: 6,199thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,575thMost Inclusive: 8,291stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,626thMost Cultured: 9,723rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,009thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,878thMost Armed: 12,051stHighest Average Incomes: 13,216thLargest Mining Sector: 13,800thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,180thSmartest Citizens: 15,051stTop
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Largest Populations: 18,292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,555thMost Secular: 20,135thMost Efficient Economies: 21,942ndLargest Welfare Programs: 22,683rdHighest Food Quality: 22,839thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,815thHighest Drug Use: 27,119thMost Income Equality: 29,502nd
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Catalyse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Catalyse created a custom banner.
  • : Catalyse changed its national motto to "I watch the moon, let it run my mood.".
  • : Following new legislation in Catalyse, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Catalyse.
  • : Catalyse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Catalyse dismissed Catalyse as Security Officer of Ivalice.
  • : Catalyse named the Governor's office Hazy in Ivalice.
  • : Catalyse succeeded The Haze of Mihessia as Governor of Ivalice.
  • : The Haze of Mihessia granted Successor authority to Catalyse as Security Officer in Ivalice.
  • : Following new legislation in Catalyse, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.

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