Population | 20.1 billion |
Capital | Catan |
Leader | Staryi Ulyana Avii Dragomir |
Faith | Strawberryism |
Currency | thel |
Animal | vortex drake |
The Heartseeker of Catalyse is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Staryi Ulyana Avii Dragomir with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, feral children, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 20.1 billion Catalysiis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catan. The average income tax rate is 14.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Catalysean economy, worth a remarkable 3,810 trillion thels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,561 thels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Catalysiis no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings, glossy adverts featuring baby's first puff adorn mothers' magazines, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Catalyse. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Catalyse's national animal is the vortex drake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Strawberryism.
Catalyse is ranked 9,723rd in the world and 1st in Ivalice for Most Cultured, scoring 119 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Catalyse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Catalyse created a custom banner.
- : Catalyse changed its national motto to "I watch the moon, let it run my mood.".
- : Following new legislation in Catalyse, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Catalyse.
- : Catalyse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Catalyse dismissed Catalyse as Security Officer of Ivalice.
- : Catalyse named the Governor's office Hazy in Ivalice.
- : Catalyse succeeded The Haze of Mihessia as Governor of Ivalice.
- : The Haze of Mihessia granted Successor authority to Catalyse as Security Officer in Ivalice.
- : Following new legislation in Catalyse, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.