Population | 25.166 billion |
Capital | Munstra |
Leader | President Cavendish |
Currency | Thaler |
Animal | Black Adder |
The Republic of Cassanos is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Cavendish with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.166 billion Cassanosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Munstra. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cassanosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,943 trillion Thalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,681 Thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Bins outnumber trees in city parks, President Cavendish is famed for giving great back rubs, Cassanosian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Cassanos's national animal is the Black Adder, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cassanos is ranked 97,219th in the world and 5,642nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.35 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cassanos's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Cassanos altered its national flag.
- : Cassanos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Cassanos's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Cassanos, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Cassanos, Cassanosian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : Following new legislation in Cassanos, President Cavendish is famed for giving great back rubs.
- : Following new legislation in Cassanos, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Cassanos was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Cassanos ceased to exist in Lazarus.