The Card of Card Something is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by A card with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.237 billion cards have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of card. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming card economy, worth 756 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,827 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Computers have been banned, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, card is a police state during international summits, and aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Something's national animal is the card and its national religion is cards.

Card Something is ranked 39,669^th in the world and 1^st in Komut Universe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 54.38 kickbacks per hour.