The Cup of CAFA is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by The CAFA President with an even hand, and notable for its burgeoning capuchin population. The hard-working population of 11.354 billion CAFAians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koroa City. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.

The CAFAian economy, worth 444 trillion saucers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 39,143 saucers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

CAFA has designated Koroa City as its capital city and The CAFA President has just been declared ruler of CAFA in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CAFA's national animal is the capuchin.

CAFA is ranked 168,748^th in the world and 36^th in Anaia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 344.62 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.