The Revolutionary Entity of Bulgar Rouge is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Brother Number One with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.004 billion Bulgarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Special Establishment number 56. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bulgarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,469 trillion no currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 218,725 no currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toddlers anxiously check factory assignments on their third birthday, the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track, the economy is booming loud enough to drown out the cries of its digital labour, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bulgar Rouge's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bulgar Rouge is ranked 1,859^th in the world and 2^nd in Agrarian Revolutionary Union for Largest Black Market, with 5,187 trillion Standard Monetary Units.