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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,025th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,077th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,098th
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Great Victorious Sixteenth of August
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bulgar Rouge

Population12.316 billion

CapitalSpecial Establishment number 56
LeaderBrother Number One

Currencyno currency
Animallion

The Democratic Republic of Bulgar Rouge is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Brother Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.316 billion Bulgarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Special Establishment number 56. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bulgarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,863 trillion no currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,285 no currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bulgar Rouge's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bulgar Rouge is ranked 164,543rd in the world and 7th in Leftist Agrarian Revolutionary Union for Most Devout, with 2.45 Prayers Per Hour.

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