The Democracy of Bubblekirby is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nobler Wobblewonk with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.025 billion Bubblekirbyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of H20 Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 16.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bubblekirbyian economy, worth a remarkable 8,743 trillion Gamebucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 264,754 Gamebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigly crowds of election officials can be spotted at music festivals, there is one competing standard, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and watching shooting stars is Bubblekirbyians' number two favorite pastime. Crime is totally unknown. Bubblekirby's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bubblekirby is ranked 72,295^th in the world and 2^nd in Free Thought for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.