The Kingdom of Britcan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Matthew II with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, humorless population of 30.908 billion Britcanis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lontwa. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Britcani economy, worth a remarkable 8,130 trillion Pounars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 263,063 Pounars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime is totally unknown. Britcan's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Britcan is ranked 308,290^th in the world and 20^th in The Commonwealth Society for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 558 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.