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Largest Publishing Industry: 573rd Most Rebellious Youth: 1,240th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,575th
The Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
United and strong until the mountains fall
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Superb
Economy
Frightening
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The Kingdom of Britcan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Matthew II with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.411 billion Britcanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lontwa. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Britcani economy, worth a remarkable 2,185 trillion Pounars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 141,830 Pounars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, King Matthew II's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and fruit pickers with degrees in Lynx psychology are a common sight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britcan's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Britcan is ranked 6,060th in the world and 1st in The Commonwealth Society for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 67.74 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 573rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,240thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,575thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,920thMost Secular: 2,057thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,133rdMost Developed: 2,170thSafest: 2,465thSmartest Citizens: 2,642ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,889thMost Influential: 2,963rdHighest Economic Output: 3,868thMost Pacifist: 4,596thMost Cultured: 4,960thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,148thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,149thLargest Governments: 5,404thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,060thLargest Populations: 6,202ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,994thMost Stationary: 7,263rdTop
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Nudest: 8,400thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,161stHealthiest Citizens: 9,228thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,479thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,646thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,160thMost Efficient Economies: 10,900thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,201stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,737thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,801stHighest Average Incomes: 12,952ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,027thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,245thLowest Crime Rates: 13,296thMost Inclusive: 14,484th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Britcan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Britcan, fruit pickers with degrees in Lynx psychology are a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Britcan, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Britcan, King Matthew II's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Britcan, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Britcan, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Britcan, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Following new legislation in Britcan, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Britcan, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Following new legislation in Britcan, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.

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