The Holy Queendom of Brellach is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Divine Queen Lyta with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.983 billion Brellachi are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Environment is also considered important, while Education and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheoth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.8%.

The thriving Brellachi economy, worth a remarkable 1,740 trillion drakes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,043 drakes, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Men are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday, genetic researchers have been expelled, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, and doctors can't help but regard Divine Queen Lyta Vcte Mgve MF HQBLM GCBE with envy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brellach's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of Her Divine Glory.

Brellach is ranked 289,832^nd in the world and 11,839^th in Balder for Most Politically Free, scoring 12.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.