The Dictatorship of BrandonCashVille is a tiny, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14 million BrandonCashVilleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 40.0%.

The strong BrandonCashVillean economy, worth 674 billion worshipbuxes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 48,183 worshipbuxes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and people are bored of easy crossword puzzles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. BrandonCashVille's national animal is the Brandon Cash Original, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

BrandonCashVille is ranked 305,982^nd in the world and 9^th in Vaagot Land for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.