The Queendom of Bormiar Card Farm 26 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.469 billion Bormiar Card Farm 26ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bormiar Card Farm 26ian economy, worth 246 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,946 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, diaper-wrapped falafel is a fan-favorite, and some say that Leader can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bormiar Card Farm 26's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bormiar Card Farm 26 is ranked 310,055^th in the world and 16,851^st in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 0.69 average smiles per day.