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Fattest Citizens: 2,025thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,352ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,177th
The Confederation of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Justícia, saber i bon fer
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Bonusia

Population5.881 billion

CapitalKynetbo

CurrencyBonusian Croat
AnimalAnt

The Confederation of Bonusia is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.881 billion Bonusians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kynetbo. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bonusian economy, worth 798 trillion Bonusian Croats a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 135,708 Bonusian Croats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Leader to be highly-advanced toilet factories, and the government spends billions to protect Bonusia from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonusia's national animal is the Ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bonusia is ranked 10,712th in the world and 5th in Rushmore for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,757.76 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 2,025thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,352ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,177thMost Avoided: 5,173rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,554thLargest Retail Industry: 6,647thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,810thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,878thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,356thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,712thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,764thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,070thLargest Black Market: 14,325thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,476thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 17,002ndMost Secular: 20,168thMost Armed: 27,165thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,097thLargest Welfare Programs: 29,140th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bonusia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonusia, the government spends billions to protect Bonusia from a disaster that is one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonusia, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Leader to be highly-advanced toilet factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonusia, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonusia, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonusia, citizens have a tough time telling the difference between jeans and genes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonusia, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
  • : Bonusia's influence in Rushmore rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Bonusia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Bonusia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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