The Confederation of Bonusia is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.423 billion Bonusians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kynetbo. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bonusian economy, worth 872 trillion Bonusian Croats a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 135,708 Bonusian Croats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Leader to be highly-advanced toilet factories, and the government spends billions to protect Bonusia from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonusia's national animal is the Ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bonusia is ranked 42,350^th in the world and 7^th in Rushmore for Rudest Citizens, with 92.69 insults per minute.