The In corpore sano of Biti Zdrava Land is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Konstrakta the Great with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The cynical, devout population of 2.981 billion Biti Zdrava Songs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corpore Sano. The average income tax rate is 26.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Biti Zdrava economy, worth 115 trillion Hand-Washes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,796 Hand-Washes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, foreign leaders who don't applaud Queen Konstrakta the Great's speeches are regarded as enemies of Biti Zdrava Land, and it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biti Zdrava Land's national animal is the Konstrakta Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Konstrakta-ism.

Biti Zdrava Land is ranked 214,466^th in the world and 23^rd in Novapax for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 287.07 on the Gilded Widget Scale.