| Population | 13.535 billion |
| Capital | Imperial castle |
| Leader | Emperor Bigpip |
| Faith | Neo-Harmonism |
| Currency | CBDC |
| Animal | Gootraxian |
The Anocratic empire of Bigpipstan is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Bigpip with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.535 billion Imperials are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial castle. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 2,983 trillion CBDCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 220,430 CBDCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, Bigpipstan successfully hosted the Pony planets Olympics, panic-stricken royals insist a stray ball in their garden is an emergency, and the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bigpipstan's national animal is the Gootraxian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neo-Harmonism.
Bigpipstan is ranked 8,819th in the world and 1st in Pony planets for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 10,848.85 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Bigpipstan, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses.
- : Following new legislation in
Bigpipstan, panic-stricken royals insist a stray ball in their garden is an emergency.
- : Following new legislation in
Bigpipstan, Bigpipstan successfully hosted the Pony planets Olympics.
- : Following new legislation in
Bigpipstan, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
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Bigpipstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
Bigpipstan, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market.
- : Following new legislation in
Bigpipstan, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Emperor Bigpip's bedroom.
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Bigpipstan lodged a message on the Guinea Kiribati Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Bigpipstan, SOS from foreign ships mean "shoot on sight".
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Bigpipstan lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.



























































