The Uni-Fed Republic of Bharat Desham is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ashoka with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 5.373 billion Bharatiyas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pataliputra. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bharati economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 219,262 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, and preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bharat Desham's national animal is the Royal Bengal Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Bharat Desham is ranked 218,693^rd in the world and 47^th in Trica for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.