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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd
The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Forbidden Paradise
Electric Dictator Bedebao
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bedetopia

Population24.797 billion

CapitalThe βetaship
LeaderElectric Dictator Bedebao

Currencyβedollar
AnimalTentacled Lion of Venus

The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of Bedetopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Electric Dictator Bedebao with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.797 billion Bedetopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The βetaship. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bedetopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,315 trillion βedollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 415,978 βedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Electric Dictator Bedebao's rear echelons, and men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bedetopia's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bedetopia is ranked 309th in the world and 1st in Bedetopian Network for Lowest Crime Rates, with 221.18 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rdMost Corrupt Governments: 36thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 88thMost Ignorant Citizens: 107thLargest Black Market: 138thMost Patriotic: 141stHealthiest Citizens: 164thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 168thHighest Poor Incomes: 203rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 225thLargest Governments: 295thLowest Crime Rates: 309thMost Secular: 320thMost Subsidized Industry: 436thMost Authoritarian: 636thMost Conservative: 688thHighest Economic Output: 761stBest Weather: 883rdHighest Average Incomes: 943rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,655thMost Extreme: 1,663rdMost Avoided: 1,681stMost Primitive: 2,822ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 3,513thLargest Populations: 8,260thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,488thMost Efficient Economies: 13,440thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,876th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bedetopia's influence in Bedetopian Network rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Bedetopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Bedetopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Bedetopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Bedetopia's influence in Bedetopian Network rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Bedetopia's influence in Bedetopian Network rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Bedetopia changed its national animal to "Tentacled Lion of Venus", its capital to "The βetaship", its currency to "βedollar", its leader to "Electric Dictator Bedebao", its motto to "The Forbidden Paradise", and its nation type to "𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia".
  • : Bedetopia revoked its national faith.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Electric Dictator Bedebao's rear echelons.

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