The Queendom of Bayonetta is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bayonetta with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.101 billion Bayonettans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Law & Order, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bayonetta City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bayonettan economy, worth a remarkable 2,620 trillion Bayodollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 104,400 Bayodollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 564,169 per year while the poor average 10,007, a ratio of 56.4 to 1.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', lavish state dinners in Bayonetta City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, and Bayonetta often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bayonetta's national animal is the angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bayonettaism.

Bayonetta is ranked 156,460^th in the world and 17^th in Osakaland for Longest Average Lifespans, with 69.91 years.