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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,487th Largest Insurance Industry: 2,150th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,106th
The Queendom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Do you naughty little angels deserve a good spanking?
Bayonetta
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Ambassador
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Bayonetta

Population9.933 billion

CapitalBayonetta City
LeaderBayonetta
FaithBayonettaism

CurrencyBayodollar
Animalangel

The Queendom of Bayonetta is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bayonetta with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.933 billion Bayonettans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Law & Order, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bayonetta City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bayonettan economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion Bayodollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 103,597 Bayodollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 575,954 per year while the poor average 9,334, a ratio of 61.7 to 1.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', lavish state dinners in Bayonetta City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, and Bayonetta often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bayonetta's national animal is the angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bayonettaism.

Bayonetta is ranked 155,087th in the world and 17th in Osakaland for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,487thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,150thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,106thMost Efficient Economies: 4,421stFattest Citizens: 5,166thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,874thLargest Retail Industry: 7,149thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,196thMost Stationary: 7,315thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,357thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 10,656thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,680thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,838thLargest Black Market: 14,295thHighest Economic Output: 14,314thMost Influential: 14,833rdMost Avoided: 16,285th

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  • : Bayonetta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Bayonetta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Bayonetta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Bayonetta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Bayonetta was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • : Bayonetta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Bayonetta was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Bayonetta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Bayonetta was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Bayonetta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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