The Major League of Baseball is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, devout population of 25.506 billion Baseballers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motor City. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Baseballian economy, worth a remarkable 2,054 trillion Seams a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,543 Seams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, and scientists have great chemistry with their subjects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baseball's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Baseball is ranked 83,798^th in the world and 3^rd in Satoshi for Most Corrupt Governments, with 22.2 kickbacks per hour.