The Sacred Landing Site of Azuripelago is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, devout population of 19.056 billion Azurites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Public Transport and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Triple Hulks. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.1%.

The very strong Azurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,548 trillion favor tokens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,259 favor tokens, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, and gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Azuripelago's national animal is the sea lapras, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Machine Tritheism.

Azuripelago is ranked 31,672^nd in the world and 1,501^st in Osiris for Most Conservative, scoring 79.83 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.